The Naked Truth

Arty Bollocks Generator

Do you hate having to write your artist statement?

Generate your own here for free, and if you don't like it,
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For use with funding applications, exhibitions, curriculum vitae, websites ...

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"Please don't take me seriously"
Deze generator produceert een pretentieuze en zinloze "About Me"-tekst. Absoluut èrg grappig, maar gebruik het vooral als voorbeeld hoe 't niet moet:

My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and urban spaces.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Roy Lichtenstein, new combinations are created from both explicit and implicit meanings.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corrupted into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the prospect of a new reality.
As temporal forms become frozen through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our future.

A Boat on the Sea

A boat on the sea, my boat,
Eager and frail!
Sweet skies, smile as you look
On that fairy sail.

Waves, great waves, many years
You have worked your will.
Just while she passes through,
Kind waves, be still.

Winds—and I may not ask
That you never blow,
But spare her the moaning note
That the old boats know.

Ethel Turner (1890 - 1973)


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