18 June, 2011

Arty Bollocks Generator

Do you hate having to write your artist statement?

Generate your own here for free, and if you don't like it,
generate another one.

For use with funding applications, exhibitions, curriculum vitae, websites ...

Now generate some bollocks


"Please don't take me seriously"
Deze generator produceert een pretentieuze en zinloze "About Me"-tekst. Absoluut èrg grappig, maar gebruik het vooral als voorbeeld hoe 't niet moet:

My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and urban spaces.
With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Roy Lichtenstein, new combinations are created from both explicit and implicit meanings.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corrupted into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the prospect of a new reality.
As temporal forms become frozen through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our future.